once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory
You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone
go big or go home
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history
h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama
excuse me, can i get a couple of ice cubes in here please
sure, a couple of ice cubes coming up!
here you go
hhaah… april fools!!!!
WHAT DID YHYOU DDO TO MY DRINK???!?!?!?!?
you asksed for a couple of ice cubes in your drink, and i only put in one!!!
i guess that is pretty funny
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
LOOK AT PLUTO.
PLUTO YOU WILL ALWAYS BE INVITED TO MY PARTIES, OKAY
Reblogging for pluto.
Pluto is still a planet to me i love you little plannet
nothing pisses me off more than people who are so engrossed in their own blatantly self-indulgent head canons that they crudely ignore actual canon and are in complete denial of the show writers and characters’ intentions and brush off any canonical thing that doesn’t suit their needs
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